So as of approximately 11:00 PM EST last night, Barack Obama was announced as the new United States President Elect. I’m going to assume that now that the other 95% of the precincts have reported, this result has not changed. So, what does this mean for America and its citizens?
We are all going to die right? I mean now that Obama will be our next President, he will ruin this country and somehow end up killing us all. Because Obama is Hitler. And he’s also apparently the equivalent of the Venezuelan president who turned the country socialist. So now, America will become a socialist country, it will self-destruct over time, and everyone will die.
A friend of mine stated that he doesn’t care about anything anymore. Obama will take all of his money away from him, and then once he is poor, he’ll get lots of free stuff. But wait a minute, once he has money again, won’t Obama just take it all back? I’m starting to get confused.
Here’s the way I see it: No one is going to die (except the people who were destined to anyway, like Michael Crichton), our country is NOT going to self destruct, and chances are that we have enough people in place to make sure this country doesn’t become socialist. Do these Obama haters really believe all of this nonsense that is coming out of their mouths? Honestly people, let’s be realistic here.
Now, I’m not saying that I’m for Obama, but I’m also not saying that I’m for McCain. My political views essentially split me right down the middle. I once took a political test to see where on the scale I fall, and my results were almost exactly 50/50. In fact, the test informed me that my views are 51% Democrat and 49% Republican. I’m personally wondering why it didn’t tell me I was more aligned with the Green party because I’ve always been a big fan of Ralph Nader. But that’s beside the point.
Maybe I’m right in the middle, but at least I’m consistent. Hey all your Republicans out there – how can you say that it isn’t okay to kill a fetus, but it is okay to kill a fully grown man? And for all of you Democrats, don’t worry I won’t forget about your messy views. It’s okay to kill an innocent fetus, but not a guilty grown man, right? Hmm yes, both of those make perfectly good sense. Actually, the way I see it, let’s just not kill anyone. No abortion, no death penalty. Why isn’t THAT the real Christian belief and for that matter the Republican belief as well since most Christians are Republicans.
None of this political stuff makes sense to me. I could go on for hours and pages explaining why I believe it’s all bologna (which totally should not be spelled as it is) and why I don’t understand how people can be so fickle in their views, but no one wants to read that. So I’ll end it right here.
