This was written the day of the events and is reflected in the writing. The story is so long that it must be broken down into several parts to keep you interested.
Good Looking has been bugging me all summer to go to a place called Tunica Hills with him. Tunica Hills is a nature hike with lots of valleys and waterfalls and such. It also happens to be Good Looking’s “happy place,” but I had never been before. So, earlier this summer, just before Good Looking took off for summer school, we began the hour and a half journey to this Tunica Hills, which is actually in Mississippi, past St. Francisville. The journey ended slightly prematurely, however, as Good Looking and I got into a wreck just before St. Francisville.
This should have been sign number one for me NOT to go to Tunica. But did I heed this warning? Sadly, no.
So Good Looking and I planned to make another attempt at going to Tunica. Well, this time we made it, and I will relay the events to you.
Let’s start with the night before. Good Looking stayed at the house until midnight, watching a movie with me. When he left I was dead tired, and he said he planned to call me at 9:00 this morning so that we could get up and go. It didn’t take me long to fall asleep, but I didn’t stay in that dreamy state for long. All night, I was tossing and turning. I did not sleep well at all.
This should have been sign number two. But again, I ignored it.
Sign number three came earlier this morning. My alarm went off at 9:00 AM. Still no phone call. So I hit the snooze button and went back to sleep. 9:15 rolled around, and still… no phone call. So, again, I went back to sleep at hoped that maybe he actually wouldn’t call and I could just stay in bed! But alas, he finally called me, 40 minutes late and apologized for having overslept.
Third sign, ignored.
Finally, at 9:40, I got out of bed, got ready, packed my cute little Vera Bradley backpack that I was planning to take on the hike with me, and headed to Good Looking’s house to pick him up. It rained almost the entire way there (sign number 4). It was hard to ignore the rain as I had to drive through it, but like a trooper, I stayed silent. I didn’t ask if he was going to make me hike in the rain, even though I was thinking it the whole time.
When we arrived, it was still raining, though not quite as hard, and Good Looking said it was time to go. ”In the rain???” Of course, in the rain, what was I thinking? It was the perfect weather. But before we started our journey, I was told to leave all of my belongings in the car. So much for my snacks. :(
So we start along this gravel trail. While on it, we encountered a nice man and woman with walking sticks. I asked why I didn’t get a cool walking stick, and I don’t know if the guy overheard me or not, but he kindly offered me his. I thought everything was going well up to this point, and was actually looking forward to the rest of the hike.
Then we got to a fairly steep slope with stairs on the side of it. This did not look promising. Good Looking told me I could either brave the slope and try not to fall, or take the stairs. Pshh! I was too good for the stairs! So I went down the slope. Plus I had my handy walking stick with me. Well, going down the slope, I was perfectly fine. I didn’t fall, or even come close to it. Piece of cake, I thought, especially when Good Looking informed me that the hardest part of the trail is trekking back up those slopes to get back to the cars. Well, if I could get down it, I could get back up it. No problem.
Unfortunately, Good Looking lied to me. That was certainly not the hardest part. We continued down this gravel trail and everything was all fine and dandy until we first encountered a creek. Now call me sheltered, but I’ve never seen a creek before. You see, I typically stay inside shelters and don’t venture outside too much. I was excited to see a creek for the first time. I was enjoying jumping across it, back and forth to stay on the path.
But then the creek started to get wider. And there were all these rocks in the way. And this is when my hatred of Good Looking began. At first it wasn’t bad. I’d just watch what he did and follow suit. But then he started taking the most difficult routes possible, simply because he could, and I was left to find easier paths to take on my own. These “easy” paths turned out to not be so easy, especially since it had been raining, causing the dirt to turn into mud, which was incredibly slippery.
Eventually, the creek turned into a waterfall (which I later learned was one of many). I got to the edge and was incredibly confused. I wasn’t sure where we were supposed to go from there. Was this the point where we were to turn around? But then, Good Looking informed me that we were to jump off the cliff. Yeah, right! Turns out he was kidding, but I really did have to get down that cliff somehow. Good Looking took a difficult route, and I slowly but surely made my way down. I slipped a few times and held my breath most of the time, but I made it.